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Announcing...
R.A.P.U.F.A.T.I.
A new organization representing Rich American Patriots
United for a Tax Increase
(don't leave without clicking on the POSTINGS tab to the right!)
CLASS A MEMBERSHIP: Open to all native born or naturalized citizens
with an annual income of $200,000 or a net worth of $5,000,000.00, and
we'll take your word for it.
CLASS B MEMBERSHIP: Open to any citizen over the age of 18 who
hopes and expects to be very rich in the future, optimistic entrepreneurs,
prospective heirs, etc.
(1) RAPUFATI shall have no meetings or dues. We won't
waste your time or money.
(2) In lieu of private meetings, RAPUFATI members will be
prepared to speak up publicly whenever or wherever tax
policy is being discussed (for example, the bar at the
country club). Public statements shall be brief, civil and
non partisan.
(3) In lieu of dues, RAPUFATI members shall be required to
purchase and display the RAPUFATI bumper sticker on
their Cadillacs, Lincolns, and other vehicles they own.
Members shall be encouraged to buy another Cadillac,
Lincoln, or other American-made vehicle for this purpose.
(4) We owe this republic not only our allegiance but our
gratitude. We are the people who have profited most from
American capitalism. Assets appreciate, untaxed capital
gains accumulate and huge fortunes pass to new
generations of a monied class. We are it. We are
cheerfully willing to be taxed so that our government can
fulfill its constitutional obligations and legislative
mandates. When our country needs money, government
should go to those who've got it.
(5)RAPUFATI anticipates dissension, from within our own
social, business, and family circles and from others. We
will respond with reason and good humor. Free speech is
a legal right and an American tradition, no matter how half
witted the speaker.
We invite you to join RAPUFATI today, so you can work for a rational tax policy and enjoy the fellowship of the excessively wealthy.
Thank you for visiting RAPUFATI.
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